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# Fat Spatula

Scraping the bowl of humanity

## Sitemaps

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## Pages

- [Home](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/) - Fat Spatula is the love child of artist and maker, Andy Heyward. Specialising in original art and design with a strong emphasis on the human touch and humour.
- [Shop](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/shop/)
- [Shipping](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/shipping/) - Shipping Information How shipping works Every one of my creations is a bit different in size and shape (funnily enough, that tends to happen when you make things by hand), so I don't do a flat shipping rate. Instead, shipping cost is calculated automatically at checkout based on the size of what you're ordering and
- [Refund and Returns Policy](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/refund_returns/) - Refund and Returns Policy The short version Everything I make is done by hand, which means I have put my heart and soul into it and maybe a little sweat, so I want you to be genuinely happy with it. If something arrives broken, faulty, or not what you ordered, I'll sort it out. If
- [Privacy Policy](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/privacy-policy/) - Privacy Policy Who's asking? Fat Spatula is me — Andy Heyward — a one-man band making original art and questionable-but-lovable creations from my workshop in Haumoana, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand. There's no marketing department, no call centre, and definitely no army of data analysts. It's just me, so I take looking after your information personally.
- [About](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/about/) - I was born tiny but now I am much bigger. I live in the coastal village of Haumoana, Aotearoa, New Zealand.I have a Diploma in Visual Arts and a Diploma in Waka Ama, a wife, three kids, my own business and a healthy dose of existential dread.I enjoy illustrating the ideas that form in my head
- [El Haumoana](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/about/el-haumoana/) - El Haumoana The story behind the legend All legends have a beginning and El Haumoana’s is no different. El Haumoana is the greatest identity to come out of Hawke’s Bay or possibly even all of Aotearoa. He is more famous than bakery meatballs, more charismatic than a glass of Hawke’s Bay Chardonnay, more handsome than King
- [Exhibitions](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/about/exhibitions/) - Norsewear Art Awards Finalist – 1991, 1992, 1993 – Civic Theatre, Waipukurau (group)Telecom Art Awards Finalist 1994, 1997, 1998, 199, 2000 – Hastings Community Arts Centre (Group)Hang Ups – 1998 – Hastings Communtiy Arts Centre (combined)Well Hung – 1999 – Bay Espresso Cafe, Hastings (solo)Fertile – 2000 – Tamarillo Gallery, Wellington (group)Coast to Coast –
- [King of Haumoana](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/about/king-of-haumoana/) - The Rise and Fall of King Andy Once upon a time, there was a King of Haumoana.Enough time has passed now and I can say, “Once upon a time”. The following is my recollection of my time as King Andy, and how I came to be King of a small coastal settlement in Hawke’s Bay,

## Products

- [Slug Life - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/slug-life/) - “Slug Life” Little Timmy was sad that some of the snails had no home so he gathered them up to live with him.
- [Slug Life - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/slug-life-2/) - Slug Life. Little Timmy was sad that some of the snails had no home so he gathered them up to live with him.
- [Saint Tropez Leviathan Petting Zoo - Remixed op-shop painting](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/saint-tropez-leviathan-petting-zoo/) - "Saint Tropez Leviathan Petting Zoo"Size: 450 x 600mmMedia: Acrylic on printBrian "Swamp Thing" Johnson takes an early morning dip in ol' salty and gets himself something for breakfast.
- [I bought this painting for $227 and now it is worth so much more - Remixed op-shop painting](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-bought-this-painting-for-227-and-now-it-is-worth-so-much-more/) - "I bought this painting for $227 and now it is worth so much more"Size: 470 x 560mmMedia: Acrylic on printNothing is worth anything without demand. For those with wealth and corporations, art is an investment. So the perception that the artwork will have a higher future appraisal raises the value of the artwork.
- [Playtime for Cthulu - Remixed Op-shop painting](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/playtime-for-cthulu/) - "Playtime for Cthulu" Size: 690 x 560mm Media: Ink pen on print Attracted by the bright flags and tiny moving parts, Cthulu has a play with the boats in the shallow harbour of Nelson. A welcome distraction from the battle between good and evil.
- [Eww! I can't believe you even touched that - hand sanitiser](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/eww-i-cant-believe-you-even-touched-that-hand-sanitiser/) - Hand Sanitiser with a just a subtle hint of honesty. Leave these pump bottles in places where your kids or significant others will see them and get the hint. Shame your teenage boys by pulling out this sanitiser in front of their friends. Have one sitting on your desk for co-workers.
- [Huggable Heart Cushion - hand made cushion design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/huggable-heart-cushion/) - Huggable Heart Cushion - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Huggable Heart is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This muscle has finished pumping blood around the body and now just wants to pump hugs, love and custard.
- [Lovable Lung Cushion - hand made cushion design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/lovable-lung-cushion/) - Huggable Heart Cushion - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Huggable Heart is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This muscle has finished pumping blood around the body and now just wants to pump hugs, love and custard.
- [Huggable Heart - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/huggable-heart-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Huggable Heart - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Huggable Heart is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This muscle has finished pumping blood around the body and now just wants to pump hugs, love and custard.
- [Lovable Lungs - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/lovable-lungs-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Lovable Lungs - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Lovable Lungs are the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This essential respiratory organ has finished transporting oxygen into the bloodstream and now wants to transport love, hugs and custard into you.
- [Brain Buddy - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/brain-buddy-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Brain Buddy - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Brain Buddy is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This hub of the nervous system has finished exerting control over the entire body and now just wants to control the hugs, love and custard for you.
- [Silly Severed Foot - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/silly-severed-foot-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Silly Severed Foot - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Silly Severed Foot is the adorable limb that loves to be squeezed. This fleshy anatomical structure has finished bearing weight and allowing movement and now just wants to move the hugs, love and custard into you.
- [Small but cute Intestine - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/small-but-cute-intestine-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing the small but cute Intestine - the cute body part you can can cuddle. The small intestine is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This internal cuddle-bug loves to ride the peristaltic wave and pumps the hugs, love and custard through your digestive tract.
- [Kind Kidney - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/kind-kidney-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing the kind kidney - the cute body part you can can cuddle. The kind kidney is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This bean shaped lump of love filters the hugs, love and custard from your blood.
- [Silly Severed Foot and card - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/silly-severed-foot-and-card-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Silly Severed Foot - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Silly Severed Foot is the adorable limb that loves to be squeezed. This fleshy anatomical structure has finished bearing weight and allowing movement and now just wants to move the hugs, love and custard into you.
- [Huggable Heart and card- Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/huggable-heart-and-card-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Huggable Heart - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Huggable Heart is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This muscle has finished pumping blood around the body and now just wants to pump hugs, love and custard.
- [Small but cute Intestine and card - Part of the Morgue Matess - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/small-but-cute-intestine-and-card-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing the small but cute Intestine - the cute body part you can can cuddle. The small intestine is the adorable organ that loves to be squeezed. This internal cuddle-bug loves to ride the peristaltic wave and pumps the hugs, love and custard through your digestive tract.
- [Happy Hand - Part of the Morgue Mates - hand made plush design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/happy-hand-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Happy Hand - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Happy Hand is the adorable limb that loves to be squeezed. This severed hand is unarmed and just wants to give you hugs, love and custard. Happy Hand is the perfect gift to give to your mum when she asks for a hand to do the jobs. Made from printed fabric sewn together and filled with the squishy goodness of carded polyester - this is one limb you can't live without. Be sure to check out the other Morgue Mates as well. Be extra handy and get one today.
- [Happy Hand and card - Part of the Morgue Mates - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/happy-hand-and-card-part-of-the-morgue-mates/) - Introducing Happy Hand - the cute body part you can can cuddle. Happy Hand is the adorable limb that loves to be squeezed. This severed hand is unarmed and just wants to give you hugs, love and custard. Happy Hand is the perfect gift to give to your mum when she asks for a hand to do the jobs. Made from printed fabric sewn together and filled with the squishy goodness of carded polyester - this is one limb you can't live without.
- [You're not just a pretty face - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/youre-not-just-a-pretty-face-gift-card/) - You're not just a pretty face These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [You're my soul mate - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/youre-my-soul-mate-gift-card/) - You're my soul mate These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Let me lend you a hand - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/let-me-lend-you-a-hand-gift-card/) - Let me lend you a hand These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [I just wanted to say hi - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-just-wanted-to-say-hi-gift-card/) - I just wanted to say hi These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [I give you my heart - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-give-you-my-heart-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Merry Kidney - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/merry-kidney-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [You take my breath away - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/you-take-my-breath-away-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [I love you more than my small intestine - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-love-you-more-than-my-small-intestine-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Bacon Balm- hand made lip balm from Bacon fat](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/bacon-balm/) - Bacon Balm : Oink-ment for your lips "A moment on your lips forever in your hip pocket" As well as tasting fantastic it is great for chapped lips and entirely edible but I accept no responsibility if random strangers want to kiss you or dogs all of a sudden, want to lick your face. Bitches love bacon!
- [Pirate Balm - hand made lip balm](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pirate-balm/) - We all know that pirates get the worst chapped lips. All that sea-spray and sun drys out the lips and makes the pirates irritable and grouchy.
- [The Big Wax Combo - Beard oil, moustache wax, lip balm and goat horn comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-big-wax-combo/) - Feed your face with this manly combo. Mr Bumgropes Moustache Wax, Hairy Beast Beard Oil, Bacon Balm and a Goat Horn Comb. Mr. Bumgrope's Moustache Wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa - making it 200% organically awesome. The Hairy Beast Beard Oil is made from a blend of natural oils including hemp-seed, grape-seed, jojoba, sweet almond and olive oil. Each of these oils have many individual benefits that are great for the hair and skin. The aroma is a pleasant mix of coffee, cinnamon, cloves and cardamon. It comes in a 30ml glass container. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free. Bacon Balm is made from a blend of organic coconut oil, cocoa butter, castor oil, beeswax, vitamin E oil, Manuka honey and bacon fat. New Zealand Pigcare Accredited bacon is used and then promptly eaten as it is delicious. As well as tasting fantastic it is great for chapped lips and entirely edible but I accept no responsibility if random strangers want to kiss you or dogs all of a sudden, want to lick your face . Bitches love bacon! This gift pack also contains a comb crafted from goat or sheep horn. This natural comb is perfect for taming the beast on your chin, or the furry follicles on your upper lip. You can also drag it through the mane of hair on your head for extra swag. Would you like fries with that?
- [Choco Balm : Dark Chocolate Lip Balm - hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/choco-balm-dark-chocolate-lip-balm/) - Choco Balm : Dark Chocolate Lip Balm "A moment on your lips forever in your hip pocket"
- [People I absolutely Adore - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/people-i-absolutely-adore-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Kitten Meat Recipes - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/kitten-meat-recipes-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Things that are totes amazeballs - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/things-that-are-totes-amazeballs-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Oh Shame - A Journal of Embarrassing Incidents - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/oh-shame-a-journal-of-embarrassing-incidents-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [People I would like to punch in the face - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/people-i-would-like-to-punch-in-the-face-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Intestinal Worms - love the worm within - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/intestinal-worms-love-the-worm-within-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [I believe in Goats  - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-believe-in-goats-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [How to rule the world - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/how-to-rule-the-world-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Where I buried all the bodies - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/where-i-buried-all-the-bodies-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Book of Diabolical Plans and Mad Schemes - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/book-of-diabolical-plans-and-mad-schemes-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Do it another Day - the procrastinator's log book - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/do-it-another-day-the-procrastinators-log-book/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Feelings and how to destroy them - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/feelings-and-how-to-destroy-them-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes.
- [Secret Plans for World Domination - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/secret-plans-for-world-domination-journal/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes. The hand-made journal is available in 2 sizes, A5 size (148 x 210mm) and A6 size (105 x 148mm). It contains roughly 40 sheets of blank wet-strength cartridge paper and is wire bound. Be sure to check out the other journal covers in the series.
- [The Serial Stalkers Notebook - original hand made journal by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-serial-stalkers-notebook/) - Forget boring journal covers - be seen, make a scene! Whip it out when you want to make an impact, or just use it to keep your day-to-day notes in. This journal is perfect for sketching your ideas and illustrations in or writing down your thoughts and day-to-day notes. The hand-made journal is available in 3 sizes, A4 (210 x 297mm), A5 size (148 x 210mm) and A6 size (105 x 148mm). It contains roughly 40 sheets of blank wet-strength cartridge paper and is wire bound. Be sure to check out the other journal covers in the series.
- [Polished Boogers](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/polished-boogers/) - You know what you need? You need a jar of polished boogers! This jar contains carefully hand-picked bogies that have been polished to perfection using the ancient technique of rolling them vigorously under the sweaty armpit of an hirsute man. Once polished to a light sheen they are then left to harden naturally in a musty hot-water cupboard. After a few months they are then gathered up and placed in jars. Now this rare delicacy is being offered to you. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today!
- [Hedgehog Testicles](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/hedgehog-testicles/) - You may think gathering hedgehog testes would be easy but I can assure you it is not. It takes a village to raise a child (so they say) and it also takes a village to teach that child all the skills of a Hedgehog Wrangler. Once the village-raised-child has grown to become a young man or woman and passed the grueling examinations, they are then skilled enough to perform the delicate operation of testicle harvesting. This is a gruesome affair with much swearing and gnashing of teeth and crying. All done so that you can enjoy a wee nibble of nuts after dinner. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today!
- [Preserved Pukeko Pancreas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/preserved-pukeko-pancreas/) - You need a jar of Preserved Pukeko Pancreas to make your life complete. The highly trained Hedgehog Wranglers have some spare time in the evenings and weekends and often spend it removing the pancreas from Pukeko’s. They do this simply for a laugh and a chance to show off in front of members of the opposite sex. It so happens that Preserved Pukeko Pancreas tastes delicious and also a bit like licorice, so I have put some in a jar just for you. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today!
- [Pickled Pimples](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pickled-pimples/) - Who can resist the unique taste of pickled pimples? These pustules of joy have been lovingly scraped off the bathroom mirrors of teenagers throughout the country and placed in tepid vinegar to mature. The finest of these bodily ejections are then hand-rolled into a nugget with the help of earwax and belly-button fluff. The result is a bite-sized delicacy with a crusty exterior and jelly like centre. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today!
- [Sun-dried Blood Clots](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/sun-dried-blood-clots/) - Nothing says yum like sun-dried blood clots These clots have been left to harden naturally in the Hawke’s Bay sun. Once they are firm enough to handle they are given a spit-shine by a homeless drifter, who may or may not be entirely clean. They are then stored in an old sock for a season to mature properly and absorb a balance of flavours. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today! Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.
- [Intestinal Worms](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/intestinal-worms/) - The finest selection of hand-picked intestinal worms money can buy. These plucky peristaltic parasites are pure bliss on the palatte. Only the plumpest worms are chosen from the incubational warmth of the lower intestine. These worms have been raised on a high-fibre diet and plenty of life-giving nutrients. Kept at a constant body temperature and in a moist environment, they have been allowed to grow naturally. Once selected they have been par-boiled in the finest sputum and then quickly chilled to remain tender. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today! Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.
- [Smurf Pellets](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/smurf-pellets/) - You never see Smurfs defecating. That’s because they are so shy and secretive about it. They go to great lengths to conceal their toilet habits, making sure no one sees them and hiding their droppings out of sight. A Smurf poo starts out rather squishy, through the process of concealing their fecal matter the blue goo is hardened, rolled and polished. Then left to dry high up amongst the tree canopy. Packed carefully into this glass vessel is the product of hours of meticulous Smurf observation and field work, not to mention danger. Don’t snooze or you will lose - order yours today! Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.
- [Old Grizzly Beard Tamer - Hand made beard wax in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/old-grizzly-beard-tamer/) - Old Grizzly Beard Tamer - Tame the beast on your chin! Do you wish you could sculpt your beard into fun-loving shapes or do you just wish to control the unruly hairs that grow on your face and keep them in place? If you or the men in your life have a beard - then this is the product for you. This fine tin of Old Grizzly Beard Tamer is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa blended with certified organic Shea Butter and Cocoa Butter - making it 400% organically awesome.
- [Mr Bumgrope's Moustache Wax - Hand made wax in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mr-bumgropes-moustache-wax/) - Mr Bumgrope's Moustache Wax Do you wish you could sculpt your upper lip hair into a fine example of a handlebar moustache or do you just wish to control the unruly hairs that grow on your face? If you or the men in your life have a moustache - then this is the product for you. This fine tin of Mr. Bumgrope's Moustache Wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa - making it 200% organically awesome.
- [The Hairy Beast Beard Oil - Hand made beard oil in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-hairy-beast-beard-oil/) - Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
- [Goats Milk Shaving Soap with Pure Badger Hair Brush - handmade soap in a tin mug](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/goats-milk-shaving-soap-with-pure-badger-hair-brush/) - Bliss in a dish - If you have to shave, you might as well do it in style. Hand-made Goats milk shaving soap in a tin mug combined with a pure badger hair brush makes for a pretty smooth shaving experience. Stop using the expensive foam in a can and shave like your grandad (or grandma) did.
- [Moustache Wax and Horn Comb Gift Pack](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/moustache-wax-and-horn-comb-gift-pack/) - Do you wish you could sculpt your upper lip hair into a fine example of a handlebar moustache or do you just wish to control the unruly hairs that grow on your face? If you or the men in your life have a moustache - then this is the product for you. This fine tin of Mr. Bumgrope's Moustache Wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa - making it 200% organically awesome. This gift pack also contains a comb crafted from goat or sheep horn. This natural comb is perfect for taming the beast on your chin, or the furry follicles on your upper lip. You can also drag it through the mane of hair on your head for extra swag.
- [Old Grizzly Beard Tamer and Horn Comb Gift Pack](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/old-grizzly-beard-tamer-and-horn-comb-gift-pack/) - Tame the beast on your chin! Do you wish you could sculpt your beard into fun-loving shapes or do you just wish to control the unruly hairs that grow on your face and keep them in place? If you or the men in your life have a beard - then this is the product for you. This fine tin of Old Grizzly Beard Tamer is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa blended with certified organic Shea Butter and Cocoa Butter - making it 400% organically awesome. This gift pack also contains a comb crafted from goat or sheep horn. This natural comb is perfect for taming the beast on your chin, or the furry follicles on your upper lip. You can also drag it through the mane of hair on your head for extra swag.
- [The Hairy Beast Beard Oil and Goat Horn Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-hairy-beast-beard-oil-and-goat-horn-comb/) - Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
- [Yak Comb & Hairy Beast Beard Oil](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/yak-comb-hairy-beast-beard-oil/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Combing your beard or hair with this genuine yak horn is instant swag right there. Taming the beast on your chin with the Hairy Beast Beard Oil just tops off the awesomeness.
- [Yak Comb & Mr Bumgropes Moustache Wax](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/yak-comb-mr-bumgropes-moustache-wax/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Combing your fuzzy upper lip or skull hair with this genuine yak horn from Tibet is instant swag right there. Taming the hairy caterpillar on your lip with Mr Bumgrope's Moustache wax just tops off the awesomeness.
- [Yak Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/yak-comb/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Combing your hair with this genuine yak horn from Tibet is instant swag right there. The comb is a decent 17cm long and is made from the horn of the Tibetan yak. The yak grows in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau which is located at 4000 meters above sea level. The cold harsh weather of the environment causes the yak horn to grow in a high density, so the comb is very durable. Local Tibetans consider such a comb to be a very precious gift. The comb is also healthy for your hair and scalp as it does not create static. Each comb is unique because the growth of the horn grain is always individual. Combs may vary slightly from that pictured.
- [Goat Horn Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/goat-horn-comb/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Combing your hair with this goat horn is instant swag right there. The comb is 12cm long and is made from the horn of goat or sheep. The goat horn comb is a pleasure to use and will last a lifetime if properly cared for. They truly absorb oils, do not produce static electricity and are much easier to use, even on tangled hair. Each comb is unique because the growth of the horn grain is always individual. Combs may vary slightly from that pictured.
- [The Hairy Beast Beard Oil and Tactical Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-hairy-beast-beard-oil-and-tactical-comb/) - Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
- [Butterfly Comb & Mr Bumgropes Moustache Wax - Hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/butterfly-comb-mr-bumgropes-moustache-wax/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Combing your fuzzy upper lip or skull hair with this stainless steel butterfly comb is instant swag right there. Taming the hairy caterpillar on your lip with Mr Bumgrope's Moustache wax just tops off the awesomeness.
- [Butterfly Comb & Old Grizzly Beard Tamer - Hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/butterfly-comb-old-grizzly-beard-tamer/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Combing your beard or hair with this butterfly comb is instant swag right there. Taming the beast on your chin with Old Grizzly Beard Tamer just tops off the awesomeness.
- [The Hairy Beast Beard Oil and Butterfly Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-hairy-beast-beard-oil-and-butterfly-comb/) - Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
- [Black Butterfly Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/black-butterfly-comb/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Combing your hair with this stainless steel comb is instant swag right there. The comb is 22cm long when opened, 13cm when folded and is solid steel. Master the art of flicking the comb out and brushing your hair in one smooth move, it's bound to impress the ladies. This tactical comb is the business.
- [Mini Crow-Bar & Old Grizzly Beard Tamer - Hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mini-crow-bar-old-grizzly-beard-tamer/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Tame the beast on your chin with Old Grizzly Beard Tamer. The Mini Crow-bar is the perfect tool to have on your keys or in your pocket. Made from stainless steel, it is useful for tightening screws, prying up nails or tacks, scraping sticky gunk from the bottom of your shoe, undoing sellotaped packages, scoring your name into a picnic table, the list goes on. But it's most vital function is scraping a bit of wax from the tin.
- [Mini Crow-bar & Mr Bumgropes Moustache Wax - Hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mini-crow-bar-mr-bumgropes-moustache-wax/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style. Tame the hairy caterpillar on your lip with Mr Bumgrope's Moustache wax. The Mini Crow-bar is the perfect tool to have on your keys or in your pocket. Made from stainless steel, it is useful for tightening screws, prying up nails or tacks, scraping sticky gunk from the bottom of your shoe, undoing sellotaped packages, scoring your name into a picnic table, the list goes on. But it's most vital function is scraping a bit of wax from the tin.
- [Beard Brush, Hairy Beast Beard Oil and Old Grizzly Beard Tamer](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-hairy-beast-beard-oil-and-old-grizzly-beard-tamer/) - If you have to brush your beard you may as well do it in style. Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Brushing your beard or hair with this genuine wild boar bristle brush is instant swag right there. Taming the beast on your chin with the Hairy Beast Beard Oil just tops off the awesomeness.
- [Beard Brush, Hairy Beast Beard Oil and Mr Bumgrope's Moustache Wax](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-hairy-beast-beard-oil-and-mr-bumgropes-moustache-wax/) - If you have to brush your beard you may as well do it in style. Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Brushing your beard or hair with this genuine wild boar bristle brush is instant swag right there. Taming the beast on your chin with the Hairy Beast Beard Oil just tops off the awesomeness.
- [Mini Carabiner Knife and Mr Bumgropes Moustache Wax](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mini-carabiner-knife-and-mr-bumgropes-moustache-wax/) - If you have to comb your hair you may as well do it in style Tame the hairy caterpillar on your lip with Mr Bumgrope’s Moustache wax. Get this combo and begin each day rocking your manliness with steez.
- [Beard Brush and Mo Comb combo](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-and-mo-comb-combo/) - Brush up with this rugged combo. Beard Brush, Hairy Beast Beard Oil, Old Grizzly Beard Tamer and a Goat Horn Comb.
- [Beard Brush and Mo Comb combo (version two)](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-and-mo-comb-combo-two/) - Brush up with this rugged combo. Beard Brush, Hairy Beast Beard Oil, Old Grizzly Beard Tamer and a Goat Horn Comb.
- [Beard Brush and Comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-and-comb/) - Tame the Mane Beard Brush and a Goat Horn Comb.
- [Beard Brush and Comb (version two)](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-and-comb-two/) - Tame the Mane Beard Brush and a Goat Horn Comb.
- [Captain Lemonbeard - Hand made beard oil in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/captain-lemonbeard-beard-oil/) - Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
- [Captain Lemonbeard shampoo - hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/captain-lemonbeard-shampoo/) - This beard shampoo with it's fresh lemon scent is perfect for washing the salt and grime from your mane and restoring it to it's former glory.
- [Captain Lemonbeard conditioner - hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/captain-lemonbeard-conditioner/) - This beard conditioner with it's fresh lemon scent is perfect for washing the salt and grime from your mane and restoring it to it's former glory.
- [Captain Lemonbeard shampoo and conditioner - hand made in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/captain-lemonbeard-shampoo-and-conditioner/) - This beard shampoo and conditioner with it's fresh lemon scent is perfect for washing the salt and grime from your mane and restoring it to it's former glory.
- [Captain Lemonbeard combo - Hand made shampoo, conditioner and oil for your beard](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/captain-lemonbeard-combo/) - This beard combo with it's fresh lemon scent is perfect for washing the salt and grime from your mane and restoring it to it's former glory.
- [The (bigger) Hairy Beast Beard Oil - Hand made beard oil in small batches](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-bigger-hairy-beast-beard-oil/) - Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
- [Beard Brush (round) and Old Grizzly Beard Tamer - hand made beard wax in a tin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/beard-brush-round-and-old-grizzly-beard-tamer/) - Brush up with this rugged combo. Beard Brush and Old Grizzly Beard Tamer.
- [Captain Lemonbeard's big beardy pirate combo - products for your beard](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/captain-lemonbeards-big-beardy-pirate-combo/) - Restore the glory to your beard with this fresh citrus power combo. Even salty sea-dogs need a wash every now and then. This beard shampoo and conditioner with it's fresh lemon scent is perfect for washing the salt and grime from your mane with the Captain Lemonbeard beard oil restoring it to it's former glory. Add to the mix a Beard Brush, Goat Horn Comb and some Pirate Balm for your lips and you are sorted.
- [Hairy Beast Beard Oil and fold-out metal comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/hairy-beast-beard-oil-and-fold-out-metal-comb/) - Lets face it - your beard has been doing its job of making you look ruggedly handsome and manly. Now it's time to return the favour and give your beard some loving. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free. The convenient fold-out comb is made from stainless steel and features a buckle hook and rounded prongs for ease of use. Great for whipping out and giving the beard a quick comb through while on the go.
- [Pirate Tea - Green tea in a tin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pirate-tea/) - When Pirates aren't plundering, pillaging or knitting, they often have a lovely cup of tea. The Pirate Tea in this tin is a mixture of Gunpowder Green Tea and Seaweed. Green tea is loaded with antioxidants and nutrients while seaweed has long been used to increase overall health. In the Caribbean, seaweed-based drinks and soups are drunk as a regular pick-me-up, or after an illness and we all know that pirates need a pick-me-up every now and then.
- [Pirate Tea and Captain Tea-stain](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pirate-tea-and-captain-tea-stain/) - When Pirates aren't plundering, pillaging or knitting, they often have a lovely cup of tea. When Pirates aren't plundering, pillaging or knitting, they often have a lovely cup of tea. The Pirate Tea in this tin is a mixture of Gunpowder Green Tea and Seaweed. Green tea is loaded with antioxidants and nutrients while seaweed has long been used to increase overall health. In the Caribbean, seaweed-based drinks and soups are drunk as a regular pick-me-up, or after an illness and we all know that pirates need a pick-me-up every now and then. Captain Tea-stain loves to have his comfy-pants stuffed with tea and then throwing his arms over the rim of your mug and relaxing in the warm brew. He relaxes so much he steeps and seeps his pant juice. Yum.
- [Pirate Tea and Mana-Tea Strainer](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pirate-tea-and-mana-tea-strainer/) - When Pirates aren't plundering, pillaging or knitting, they often have a lovely cup of tea. The Pirate Tea in this tin is a mixture of Gunpowder Green Tea and Seaweed. Green tea is loaded with antioxidants and nutrients while seaweed has long been used to increase overall health. In the Caribbean, seaweed-based drinks and soups are drunk as a regular pick-me-up, or after an illness and we all know that pirates need a pick-me-up every now and then. The Mana-tea loves to hang out in your mug and exude tea juices from it's pores. yum.
- [How to spot the coffee addict - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/how-to-spot-the-coffee-addict-gift-card/) - How to spot the coffee addict These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Pinky Promise - Enamel Pin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pinky-promise-enamel-pin/) - An original design soft enamel pin. Each pin has two pinbacks with butterfly clasps to hold in place. Made from Zinc Alloy. Design measures 35mm high by 30mm wide. This design is also available as a gift card.
- [I just want to be loved - Enamel Pin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-just-want-to-be-loved-enamel-pin/) - An original design soft enamel pin. Each pin has two pinbacks with butterfly clasps to hold in place. Made from Zinc Alloy. Design measures 40mm high by 20mm wide. This design is also available as a gift card.
- [Sausage and Sauce - Enamel Pin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/sausage-and-sauce-enamel-pin/) - An original design soft enamel pin. Each pin has two pinbacks with butterfly clasps to hold in place. Made from Zinc Alloy. Design measures 40mm high by 25mm wide.
- [El Haumoana - Enamel Pin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-enamel-pin/) - An original design soft enamel pin. Each pin has two pinbacks with butterfly clasps to hold in place. Made from Zinc Alloy. Design measures 40mm high by 40mm wide.
- [Shart Week - Enamel Pin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/shart-week-enamel-pin/) - An original design soft enamel pin. Shart Week always seems to catch you when you don't expect it. Each pin has two pinbacks with butterfly clasps to hold in place. Made from Zinc Alloy. Design measures 35mm high by 30mm wide.
- [Saint Nicolas hanging decoration of love - original laser cut design](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/saint-nicolas-hanging-decoration-of-love/) - Get the blessing of Saint Nicolas in your world. Having this in your life will grant you all the happiness you can handle.
- [Banana for scale - original design laser cut banana](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/banana-for-scale/) - Banana for scale - it's what the internet uses for measurement. If you are constantly taking photos for social media then you need this. The banana is a universal unit of measurement which can be used to measure many different quantities, and is already used to some extent and agreed upon internationally, albeit currently on a somewhat smaller scale than the metric or imperial systems. Never be caught short of having a banana for scale again - this one doesn't go off and is consistent in size.
- [Leg of Ham - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/leg-of-ham-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Cat poo on a tennis racquet - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/cat-poo-on-a-tennis-racquet-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Jandle - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/jandle-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Patu - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/patu-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [The Ugly Stick - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-ugly-stick-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [4x2 - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/4x2-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [The Face Mace - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-face-mace-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [The stunned mullet (or snapper slapper) - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-stunned-mullet-or-snapper-slapper-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Thors Hammer - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/thors-hammer-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Double Bladed Battle Axe - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/double-bladed-battle-axe-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [The Head Cleaver - Pillow Fighting Cushion](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-head-cleaver-pillow-fighting-cushion/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Pillow Fight Club - set of five](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pillow-fight-club-set-of-five/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [Pillow Fight Club - full set of eleven weapons](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pillow-fight-club-full-set-of-eleven-weapons/) - The first rule of Pillow Fight Club is you don’t talk about Pillow Fight Club. If this is your first time at pillow fighting, you have to fight! The ancient art of pillow fighting is, like any good martial art, based on a system of protecting yourself and others when faced with adversity. Good pillow fighting skills takes years of practice. Through dedication and perseverance you will gain skills in agility, speed, self control and humility. A good pillow fight is a perfect balance of fun, frivolity, exercise, humble domination and honourable defeat. Pillow fighting is good for your health and can be beneficial when used as a stress release, boredom buster, cardio workout, power struggle equaliser, decision maker and good old-fashioned fun and laughter. The Pillow Fight Club pillows (weapon of choice for the pillow fighter) is an excellent item for domestic warfare. It is solid enough to know you have been hit yet soft enough to not do any permanent damage. It is ideal for absorbing the stresses of life as well as tears, drool, blood and other bodily fluids. Once the fighting has ceased it also makes a handy place to rest your battle-weary head. The pillows are hand-made (just like authentic Samurai Swords) by the good folks at Fat Spatula. The original artwork has been printed onto a heavy twill fabric, triple stitched seams hold it together and it has been stuffed with the finest of stuffing, all so you can beat the living daylights out of any worthy opponent. Each pillow is roughly 42cm high by 18cm wide. Eyelets and cord may vary from that pictured. General Health Surgeons Warning: Pillow fighting may cause uncontrollable giggles, pant-wetting laughter, broken furnishings, hurt pride, tears before bedtime, insomnia, exhaustion, headaches and irreparable pillow damage. Check out the other Pillow Fighting Cushions in the series.
- [The Luncheon of the Beardy Party - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-luncheon-of-the-beardy-party/) - "The luncheon of the beardy party" SOLD This painting is a rom-com about how my moustache brings all the boys to the yard and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours.
- [Last of the giant earthworms - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/last-of-the-giant-earthworms/) - "Last of the giant earthworms" SOLD In the early part of last century the giant earthworm was hunted for it's meat and oil. Many inland forest communities have a long history of sustenance from harvesting earthworms. As the resource was valuable and the gentle giants easy to catch, demand far exceeded sustainable limits for giant earthworm stocks and they were hunted into extinction.
- [Spidey takes a quick dump! - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/spidey-takes-a-quick-dump-2/) - "Spidey takes a quick dump!" SOLD It wasn't just his spider senses tingling after too many baked bean meals while out doing the annual sheep muster.
- [Clarence the great white joker - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/clarence-the-great-white-joker/) - "Clarence the great white joker" SOLD Always one for pranks, Clarence, a land shark, loved to jump-scare the local townsfolk.
- [Robocop does the rounds - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/robocop-does-the-rounds/) - "Robocop does the rounds" SOLD Disgruntled with the justice system, Robocop left the force and pursued his childhood dream of being a milkman. After taking out a small business loan, he setup "Murphy's Milk", and with cap on head and bottles in hand he plodded a different beat on the streets.
- [Praying the Scarry thoughts away - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/praying-the-scarry-thoughts-away/) - "Praying the Scarry thoughts away" SOLD Maybe it was the hunger maybe it was the crippling depression but the potato harvesters kept seeing hallucinations of a busy town with animals in Swiss clothing and floating words. They decided to close their eyes and recite "The Angelus" to make it go away.
- [The Arrival - original oil painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-arrival/) - "The Arrival" Size: 1000 x 750mm Media: Oil on canvas
- [Cheer up emo kid - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/cheer-up-emo-kid/) - "Cheer up emo kid" Size: 315 x 440mm Media: Acrylic on print - framed behind glass Price: $259 SOLD
- [Barmaids and the art of Misdirection - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/barmaids-and-the-art-of-misdirection/) - "Barmaids and the art of Misdirection" Size: 700 x 640mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $317 SOLD
- [Laa-Laa - last of the Telly Tubbies - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/laa-laa-last-of-the-telly-tubbies/) - "Laa-Laa - last of the Telly Tubbies" Size: 500 x 750mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $293.50 SOLD
- [The mystery of the disappearing anchovies - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-mystery-of-the-disappearing-anchovies/) - "The mystery of the disappearing anchovies" Size: 830 x 430mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $312 SOLD
- [The girl with cutlery stuck to her face - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-girl-with-cutlery-stuck-to-her-face/) - "The girl with cutlery stuck to her face" Size: 500 x 620mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $279 SOLD
- [El Haumoana as Little Bo Peep - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-as-little-bo-peep/) - "El Haumoana as Little Bo Peep" Size: 380 x 480mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $340 SOLD
- [El Haumoana holds the baby - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-holds-the-baby/) - "El Haumoana holds the baby" Size: 750 x 560mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $298 SOLD
- [El Haumoana drops in again - original oil painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-drops-in-again/) - "El Haumoana drops in again"Read about him here >>Media: Oil on Canvas Price: $1800 SOLD
- [Rosie learns how to summon Demons - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/rosie-learns-how-to-summon-demons/) - "Rosie learns how to summon Demons" Size: 630 x 520mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $352 SOLD
- [Starbuck retires to the 13th Colony - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/starbuck-retires-to-the-13th-colony/) - “Starbuck retires to the 13th colony” Size: 550 x 660mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $352 SOLD
- [That time that Jumpman took his girlfriend Pauline to see Salisbury Cathedral - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/that-time-that-jumpman-took-his-girlfriend-pauline-to-see-salisbury-cathedral/) - “That time that Jumpman took his girlfriend Pauline to see Salisbury Cathedral.” Size: 600 x 760mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $322
- [If we only had time - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/if-we-only-had-time/) - “If we only had time” Size: 1300 x 700mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $525 SOLD
- [Always two there are - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/always-two-there-are/) - “Always two there are” Size: 335 x 440mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $424 SOLD
- [All bottled up - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/all-bottled-up/) - "All bottled up" Media: Acrylic on Print Price: $382 SOLD
- [Waka in a Bottle (Set of 3) - original acrylic painting on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/waka-in-a-bottle-set-of-3/) - "Waka in a bottle" Media: Acrylic on board 370mm x 130mm each
- [The annual Danesbury Pride Parade - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-annual-danesbury-pride-parade/) - “The annual Danesbury Pride Parade” Size: 430 x 630mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $243
- [Excavation of The Iron Giant - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/excavation-of-the-iron-giant/) - “Excavation of the Iron Giant” Size: 320 x 260mm Media: Acrylic on print Price: $227 SOLD "You are who you choose to be" After The Iron Giant was destroyed saving the town of Rockwell by a missile, Young Hogarth Hughes doesn’t give up on finding his metallic friend.
- [El Haumoana and the Cat - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-and-the-cat/) - “El Haumoana and the cat”El Haumoana has been known to enjoy a good scritch with the friendly cat from down the road. Read about him here >>
- [Hello Chicken! - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/hello-chicken/) - “Hello Chicken!” Buk Buk Buk ... Oh! Hello chicken.
- [Who's a good boy? - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/whos-a-good-boy/) - “Who's a good boy?” Bear solves a missing person case by lending a hand.
- [Deep Sea Sally - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/deep-sea-sally/) - “Deep Sea Sally” Evicted from her home and with a mounting debt, Sally was forced to sell her body on the street.
- [Colin and his Homing Pangolins - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/colin-and-his-homing-pangolins/) - “Colin and his Homing Pangolins” Young Colin misheard his fathers instructions and found himself with a loft full of homing pangolins. Now he just had to figure out how to teach them to fly. Side note: My father was named Colin and he kept homing pigeons in our back yard, this painting is a little nod of the hat to him.
- [Skeletor takes a Mental Health Day - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/skeletor-takes-a-mental-health-day/) - “Skeletor takes a Mental Health Day” Skeletor was getting stressed, and so he decided to "Pack a Sickie" and take his trusty fishing rod, Havoc Stick, out for a day on the ol-briney. Nothing better than soaking up some sun and catching a few fish for his supper.
- [The rise and fall of the sky fish - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-rise-and-fall-of-the-sky-fish/) - “The rise and fall of the sky fish” An unusually wet spring made ideal breeding conditions for the sky fish. Large schools of the fish would venture in from the countryside and make a nuisance of themselves in urban areas. The droppings left behind on buildings and sculptures forced local authorities to reduce the numbers by poisoning them with barley drops on the tops of cathedrals and town halls.
- [Hulk Hogan takes a swim - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/hulk-hogan-takes-a-swim/) - “Hulk Hogan takes a swim” Hulk Hogan is always ripping his shirt off in inappropriate places, but this time it's the right time. This time he is taking his annual autumnal dip to wash away the sins and transgressions of the past year.
- [Barney vs Blobby - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/barney-vs-blobby/) - “Barney vs Blobby” Maybe its the clashing colours, maybe it's an inter-generational rivalry, but Barney and Mr. Blobby have had beef for years. What started out as dropping dis-tracks on each other escalated to a full-on brawl in front of a benefit gig at Lake Pukaki. Children and adults looked on in horror as their favourite childhood mascots traded blows until police arrived and arrested them both.
- [Harvest of the sky fish - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/harvest-of-the-sky-fish/) - “Harvest of the sky fish” Sky fish harvesting is an important step in sky fish farming. Here are some tips to help you prepare: Plan to harvest your sky fish early in the morning or evening when it’s cooler. This helps reduce stress on the sky fish. Stop feeding the sky fish two days before harvesting. This ensures that their digestive systems are empty, making handling and processing easier. Maintain good air quality by monitoring pH levels, dissolved oxygen, and temperature. Clean air is essential for healthy sky fish. Set up all harvesting and transportation equipment in advance. Remember, successful sky fish harvesting contributes to the overall health and sustainability of your family.
- [Master Lambton and his emotional support mollusc - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/master-lambton-and-his-emotional-support-mollusc/) - “Master Lambton and his emotional support mollusc” Snails are sociable creatures and are able to form long-term memories. They also are unable to move backward on their foot, only forwards. The thin layer of mucus secreted by a gland at the front of the foot allows them to reduce friction and provide better attachment. This makes them a great emotional support and role model for troubled youth.
- [Darth is dealt a rough hand - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/darth-is-dealt-a-rough-hand/) - “Darth is dealt a rough hand” Darth is really bad at cards. He keeps getting hustled by card sharks and losing large amounts of credits. Some say he even wagered the death star in a game of poker.
- [The Venga bus is coming - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-venga-bus-is-coming/) - “The Venga Bus is coming” Cue a dark, foreboding horror music ... Kids playing on the dirt road ... The Venga Bus is coming for you ....
- [You will need to know the difference between Friday and a Fried Egg - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/you-will-need-to-know-the-difference-between-friday-and-a-fried-egg/) - "You will need to know the difference between Friday and a Fried Egg" “You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.” ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
- [The four horses of the apocalypse take a mental health day - original Acrylic on Print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-four-horses-of-the-apocalypse-take-a-mental-health-day/) - "The four horses of the apocalypse take a mental health day" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it stop the complete and total destruction of the world. The four horses of the apocalypse ditch their riders, Conquest, War, Famine and Death, to take a day off and chill. Everyone needs a break from the catastrophic holocaust every now and then.
- [We are the Ocean - original acrylic painting on cardboard](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/we-are-the-ocean/) - "We are the Sea, We are the Ocean"I enjoy making the ordinary precious and by working on cardboard and then framing the work it is elevated to a new level. The folds, rips, labels and tape become part of the piece. We should not be defined by the smallness of our islands, but by the greatness of our oceans. We are the sea, we are the ocean. Prof. 'Epeli Hau'ofa
- [Paikea - original acrylic painting on cardboard](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/paikea/) - "Paikea"I enjoy making the ordinary precious and by working on cardboard and then framing the work it is elevated to a new level. The folds, rips, labels and tape become part of the piece. According to Maori oral traditions, whales guided waka to Aotearoa and the ancestor, Paikea, is said to have arrived on one. The season when whales migrate south coincides with the appearance of the stars and planets most useful for navigating to New Zealand.
- [Lord Cookie Monster awaits his shipment - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/lord-cookie-monster-awaits-his-shipment/) - Lord Cookie Monster relaxes in the shade as his latest shipment of cookies arrive by boat. Lord Cookie Monster is much loved and adored by the farms and villages surrounding his estate and each month they pay a tribute of cookies to the cuddly overlord. The cookie production keeps the flour mills in constant use, providing employment and prosperity to the region. What is not given in tribute is exported to further lands providing a healthy income for all.
- [Spidey takes a quick dump - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/spidey-takes-a-quick-dump/) - Spidey takes a quick dump! It wasn't just his spider senses tingling after too many baked bean meals while out doing the annual sheep muster.
- [Wally goes Walkabout - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/wally-goes-walkabout/) - Where is Wally when you need him? Wally got sick of the crowds, sick of the attention, sick of constantly being sought out and pointed at. Wally wanted some alone time, just him and nature, so Wally went walkabout. How fast can you find Wally in this picture?
- [Who invited Mr. Cuddles to the party? - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/who-invited-mr-cuddles-to-the-party/) - Who invited Mr. Cuddles to the Party? Mr. Cuddles can be a bit loud and rambunctious but the real problem is his lack of personal boundaries when it comes to social graces . . . that and his poor bowel control.
- [The hunting and eventual capture of Bill Murray's head - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-hunting-and-eventual-capture-of-bill-murrays-head/) - Bill Murray's head has been wandering the countryside and causing havoc for too long. This scene shows the attempted capture by the legendary barge rustlers of north, led by the infamous "Captain White Horse". The bounty paid for the capture of Bill Murray's head allowed the Captain to retire to a nice field and spend his days dining on the finest green grass.
- [Superhero Selfie - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/superhero-selfie/) - As their public profiles fade more and more superheroes are embracing social media to gain a bit more exposure. #snapchat #yolo #wonderwheretheyearswent
- [Why are you wearing that stupid man-suit? - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/why-are-you-wearing-that-stupid-man-suit/) - Frank the Rabbit explains the philosophy of time travel to Jim the Hunter. He also happens to mention that the world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. This remixed painting borrows heavily from the movie Donnie Darko. The original print is The Hunter by Domenico Induno.
- [Steve daydreams during smoko - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/steve-daydreams-during-smoko/) - Steve wonders if it is all worth it, the early mornings, the rules, the endless sexual innuendo by management. He considers throwing a sickie and spending the afternoon at the beach, soaking up some sun and catching some waves.
- [“Look Dear, isn’t that the lesser spotted Great Grey Octopi?” - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/look-dear-isnt-that-the-lesser-spotted-great-grey-octopi/) - Occupy Octopi was a protest movement by the cephalopods. The main issues raised by Occupy Octopi were social and economic inequality, greed, corruption and the perceived undue influence of corporations on the oceans of the world — particularly from the pollution and trash being dumped in their homes.
- [My little pony goes apeshit - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/my-little-pony-goes-apeshit/) - “My little pony, I love my little pony. I grease it, I oil it, I flush it down the toilet.” The flushed My Little Pony became a mutant in the sewer (as so often happens) only to seek revenge on the horrible child that discarded her so carelessly.
- [Mixmaster Mary serves up a tasty sample for supper - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mixmaster-mary-serves-up-a-tasty-sample-for-supper/) - Wanting more than being a stay-at-home mum, Mary started experimenting with loops and tracks. With her two young daughters as the audience she soon become quite the DJ, a legend in her own living room. Sadly her husband didn’t approve of such antics and frowned upon her new-found skills. So she took it underground and released her music on youtube under the pseudonym “Datsik”
- [Horatio learns to skate on ice - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/horatio-learns-to-skate/) - Having never experienced an iced over estuary before, Horatio straps on his grandfathers ice-skates and gives it a go. Being an octopus with eight arms you would think he would have an advantage but Horatio still manages to stumble and fall just as much as any other learner. Horatio has grand plans of becoming a figure skater and representing his country one day.
- [Migration Path of the humpback in Autumn - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/migration-path-of-the-humpback-in-autumn/) - “I don’t mind the whale-song day and night it’s the droppings that piss me off!” Migrating whales tend to make a bit of a mess on their annual sojourn across the country. Their sticky droppings are hell to clean off the washing and it does tend to smell rather rank.
- [Godzilla! why have you forsaken us? - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/godzilla-why-have-you-forsaken-us/) - Buzz Lightyear has emerged from the deep, no longer one of Andy’s cherished toys, his size has increased while his caring nature has decreased leaving him zombie-like. The only thing that can save us now is Godzilla, but where has the irascible Kaiju gone?
- [Girl with stray bacteria - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/girl-with-stray-bacteria/) - “Mum, this bacteria followed me home! Can I keep it, huh, huh, pleeeeeease?” “Shussh darling and have another jug of Jesus Juice!”
- [Do you remember when giant snails roamed the earth? - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/do-you-remember-when-giant-snails-roamed-the-earth/) - Giant snails once roamed the earth devouring everything in their path. They were eventually hunted to extinction for their blubber (used to make cosmetics and stamp glue) and their shells (ground up to make chalkboard). The giant snail was also responsible for partially blocking waterways with it’s copious amounts of slime.
- [Darth makes sourdough - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/darth-makes-sourdough/) - When Darth Vader is at home he likes to relax by doing a bit of baking. He particularly likes to make cupcakes but in this scene he is making his special sourdough bread from a recipe he got off the Emperor.
- [Breakdancing on the yellow Brick Road - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/breakdancing-on-the-yellow-brick-road/) - Breakdancing on the yellow Brick Road The tinman busts out his old-school backspin and lays down some fresh moves on the cardboard.
- [The betrayal and treachery of the large and small intestine - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-betrayal-and-treachery-of-the-large-and-small-intestine/) - The betrayal and treachery of the large and small intestine. As the large intestine distracted Doreen with his charming ways the small intestine moved in for the kill. Don’t take your eyes off the awful offal.
- [Bert and Ernie go skinny dipping - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/bert-and-ernie-go-skinny-dipping/) - Bert and Ernie go skinny dipping or how Bert accidentally seduced Hylas. Bert and Ernie, eager to shed their gay-couple reputation, go skinny dipping with a bunch of nubile maidens. Along comes Hylas, threatening to cock-block Bert and Ernie with his battle-toned biceps. The nymphs are instantly attracted yet Hylas only has eyes for Bert.
- [Batman goes Bush - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/batman-goes-bush/) - Batman goes bush. Even superheroes need time-out. Batman, stressed out from fighting crime in Gotham city, decides to go bush and get away from it all.
- [Credit 00 - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/credit-00/) - Credit 00. A good old fashioned 8-bit invasion of earth. Useless fact #27 Space Invaders the game was first released in 1978.
- [The great Gonzo performs a feat of lunatic daring - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-great-gonzo-performs-a-feat-of-lunatic-daring/) - The great Gonzo performs a feat of lunatic daring. Gonzo is always trying to impress his girlfriend Camilla. His latest daring stunt had him trying to fly further than Camilla ever could.
- [Stop! Mr. Whippy - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/stop-mr-whippy/) - Stop! Mr. Whippy. Mr. Whippy has ventured out of his franchise territory and into a new area. The familiar jingle of the ice cream van has aroused the attention of the locals and they come running.
- [Mary had an Emperor Penguin - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mary-had-an-emperor-penguin/) - Mary had an Emperor Penguin. Mary had an Emperor Penguin Whose coat was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went That Penguin would squawk and shit and vomit up partially digested fish! I painted this after watching a documentary on penguins and being totally freaked out by the ungodly sound an Emperor Penguin makes. I imagined waking up in the middle of the night and having a large penguin squawking at the end of the bed and stinking of rotten fish.
- [The Treachery of internet - ceci n'est pas une banksy. - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-treachery-of-internet-ceci-nest-pas-une-banksy/) - The Treachery of internet - ceci n'est pas une banksy. I offer you the idea that an image of a pipe is not the same thing as a Banksy itself. It is a representation of a Banksy representing a Magritte. It also forces us to consider our own reaction to the painting by suggesting that our compulsion to call the image a Banksy reveals our predisposition to confuse the image with the thing it represents.
- [Flight of the lesser-spotted humpback whale. - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/flight-of-the-lesser-spotted-humpback-whale/) - Flight of the lesser-spotted humpback whale. Migrating whales tend to make a bit of a mess on their annual sojourn across the country. Their sticky droppings are hell to clean off the washing and it does tend to smell rather rank. On a more positive note - whale splatter makes great fertiliser and the veges thrive on it.
- [The forlorn infatuation of Bartholomew - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-forlorn-infatuation-of-bartholomew/) - The forlorn infatuation of Bartholomew. The story of Bartholomew - the slug with an unshakeable love for a girl who hardly notices he exists. The object of his affection, Monique, is so pre-occupied with her ever-present mono-brow that she fails to notice that Barty has bought her a fresh bouquet of flowers.
- [My whole family is made of meat - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/my-whole-family-is-made-of-meat/) - My whole family is made of meat. That time when we got a new laptop and we loved that laptop and taught it new tricks and it would watch over us as we slept. It became one of the family. As it aged it became slower and one day it just didn’t respond to our commands. We buried that laptop in the garden and the kids cried.
- [Neighbours at War: Cthulu vs Spongebob - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/neighbours-at-war-cthulu-vs-spongebob/) - Cthulu and Spongebob ... ... have been at each others throats for a long time. It all started when Cthulu retired to a vacant dilapidated home in Bikini Bottom. Patrick Star and Spongebob, found the old-timer a bit weird and took turns at going to his door, knocking and running away. Cthulu got sick of their shit and burn't Spongebob's house down.
- [Insurance Claim #44 - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/insurance-claim-44/) - Insurance Claim #44 A planet accidentally hit my x-wing starfighter as I was attempting to return home from work. Service Droid was destroyed and I suffered internal bruising from the force.
- [Soz! - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/soz/) - Soz! Google Map-Man is constantly apologising for the destruction caused by his wayward markers.
- [Please sign here - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/please-sign-here/) - Please sign here Jellyfish make the most unreliable couriers. These gelatinous zooplankton are often taken off course by crosswinds and other air currents and parcels are notoriously late.
- [Keep It Simple Stupid - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/keep-it-simple-stupid/) - Keep It Simple Stupid Gene Simmons shreds on his guitar while giving financial advice to a group of affluent movers and shakers around town.
- [The Digging-est Dog digs up the Dead - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-digging-est-dog-digs-up-the-dead/) - The Digging-est Dog digs up the Dead So I dug farther. I dug faster. I dug and dug to please my master. I dug up grass. I dug up the shed. I dug up daisies. I dug up the dead.
- [The symbiotic adventures of Fungus Boy - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-symbiotic-adventures-of-fungus-boy/) - Fungus Boy is just a normal boy who has created his own taxinomic kingdom. His super-power is the ability to grow mushrooms on all that he touches. Some say he is evolving, some say he is just the compliant host. Either way he is a real fun-guy.
- [Felt cute. Might Delete Later. IDK - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/felt-cute-might-delete-later-idk/) - The Night King adding to his Instagram in happier times. What you don’t know is he took at least 22 shots with different facial expressions and this is the only one he wanted to share with his followers. He is trying to act flippant like he doesn’t care what you think but he really needs those likes to feel relevant.
- [Stray At-At - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/stray-at-at/) - Having been separated from his herd the young At-At wandered aimlessly seeking company. Having only seen one tauntaun in the distance and the sounds of a marauding wampa the At-At was quietly relieved to stumble upon this village.
- [Scuffy vs Tootle - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/scuffy-vs-tootle/) - An epic battle with both determined to drag each other into their world. But in the end Scuffy is by nature a tug boat and a tug boat will do what a tug boat does. Tootle will be sleeping with the fishes by nightfall. He should have just stayed on the tracks.
- [Lucy and the Nautilus - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/lucy-and-the-nautilus/) - Having followed her home, the Chambered Nautilus then hung around. Lucy finally gave in and came outside with a bowl of wild carrion for the lost cephalopod.
- [Kosmic Kitties - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/kosmic-kitties/) - The amazing cats from outer space.
- [Existential Kittens of the Apocalypse - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/existential-kittens-of-the-apocalypse/) - Existential Kittens of the Apocalypse. The family you enter this world with is a different set than the one you leave it with. Funerals are a stark reminder of our own mortality. They humble you and force you to face the ever present existential dread. Our daily lives serve as a distraction that allow us to avoid the reality that we will cease to exist. Death comes for all. They say we die twice, once when we take our last breath and a second time when the last person we know says our name for the last time ... Anyhow here are some cute kittens.
- [El Haumoana - Go home stay home champion - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-go-home-stay-home-champion/) - The heroic deeds of El Haumoana.During the Covid19 lockdown experience of 2020 sayings like "Stay home- save lives" became a catch cry. Supermarket workers and truck drivers were praised and exalted. There was a renewed respect for stay-at-home mums and teachers. It gave a chance for people to reflect on what matters while being p[art of one big game of Go-Home Stay-Home. Read about him here >>
- [Cheer up Emo kid - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/cheer-up-emo-kid-2/) - Cheer up Emo kid. Instead of a toy all that Bonney Anne got from her Happy Meal was a good dose of existential dread. "Every living creature on earth dies alone" - Donnie Darko 2001
- [If we only had time - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/if-we-only-had-time-2/) - If we only had time. What happens when one timelord gets a jump start from another timelord? Doc and the Doctor thought it was a swell idea moments before they accidently collapse the infinity of time itself and compress all of history and the future into one nucleic moment.
- [Always two there are - print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/always-two-there-are-2/) - Always two there are. “Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and and an apprentice” - Yoda An early portrait of Darth Sidious and the baby Darth Maul.
- [Girl with stray bacteria - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/girl-with-stray-bacteria-2/) - "Girl with stray bacteria" $215 "Mum, this bacteria followed me home! Can I keep it, huh, huh, pleeeeease?" "Shussh darling and have another jug of Jesus Juice!"
- [Voyager - original acrylic painting on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/voyager/) - "Voyager" Size: 600 x 450mm Media: Oil on board
- [El Haumoana mows the lawn - original acrylic painting on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-mows-the-lawn/) - "El Haumoana mows the lawn" Size: 400 x 510mm Media: Oil on Board Price: $750
- [El Haumoana drops in - original oil painting on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-drops-in/) - "El Haumoana drops in" Size: 1200 x 1220mm Media: Oil on Board, 2009 Price: $2600
- [Sperm Whales - set of 3 - original laser cut design on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/sperm-whales-set-of-3/) - Sperm Whales - set of 3 These original design wall art pieces are laser cut from 3mm ply, hand painted and varnished. They look great arranged on a wall or flying down a hallway.
- [Get out of the way ya flaming knob jockey - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/get-out-of-the-way-ya-flaming-knob-jockey/) - “Get out of the way ya flaming knob jockey” The cathartic release of insults after a near miss on the road home. Some people just shouldn't get behind the reins.
- [Marriage Material - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/marriage-material/) - “Marriage Material” Patricia was struggling on the dating scene. All the good males had lost their heads already. Maybe a fresh frock and fun bonnet for her profile pic would attract some attention.
- [Un-earthing Mr T. - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/un-earthing-mr-t/) - “Un-earthing Mr T.” I pity the fool that goes digging for Mr. T's jewels. Sucker gonna get a curse on their arse.
- [Keeper of the Lock - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/keeper-of-the-lock/) - “Keeper of the Lock” Octopuses love to mimic, and Thomas Thaumoctopus is no exception. Thomas has been mimicking a Lock Keeper for the past 12 years. He is in sole charge of operating the weir allowing boats through the canal, playing an important role in moderating and controlling the water levels in response to drought and heavy rain. He also has a lucrative side-hustle selling alcohol to passing boaties.
- [This body riding me reminds me of my own mortality - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/this-body-riding-me-reminds-me-of-my-own-mortality/) - “This body riding me reminds me of my own mortality” All hail the Goliath Grouper.
- [Lady of the Lake - original acrylic painting on print](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/lady-of-the-lake/) - “Lady of the Lake” “Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.” ― Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- [That time the locust men ran through Napier - original acrylic painting on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/that-time-the-locust-men-ran-through-napier/) - "That time the locust men ran through Napier" This painting was based off a dream I had which featured locust men in suits running about. A bit of googling told me that locusts in mythology symbolise destruction as well as renewal. I also found out lots of interesting facts about locusts and the transformation they take when they swarm. The scene is a corner in Napier city that is close to where I work. Painting measures 600mm and is an original painting by Andy Heyward.
- [Portrait of the Number Painter and the lost number 1 - original acrylic painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/portrait-of-the-number-painter-and-the-lost-number-1/) - "Portrait of the Number Painter and the lost number 1" Size: 450 x 600mm Media: Acrylic on Board, 2024 Price: $903 The Number Painter, also known as The Mad Painter, was the title character of a series of comedy live-action short films produced for the children's television program Sesame Street. There were originally 12 episodes scheduled for the show but only 2- 11 were shown, so as a nod of the (bowler) hat to the actor Paul Benedict, and his influence on me as a child of the 70s/80s, I have painted the lost number 1. Painting measures 450 x 600mm and is an original painting by Andy Heyward.
- [Dr. Phil suggested I stick my hand in the toaster - original acrylic painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/dr-phil-suggested-i-stick-my-hand-in-the-toaster/) - "Dr. Phil suggested I stick my hand in the toaster" Size: 355 x 455mm Media: Acrylic on canvas, 2005 Price: $350 This painting is part of a series of paintings where Talk Show hosts tell me to do horrible things. Painted in 2005, these talk shows are now not so popular and many have faded from our consciousness, along with their subversive suggestions.
- [Oprah told me to follow you home - original acrylic painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/oprah-told-me-to-follow-you-home/) - "Oprah told me to follow you home" Size: 355 x 455mm Media: Oil on canvas, 2005 Price: $350 A shampoo bottle told me your hair is beautiful. This painting is part of a series of paintings where Talk Show hosts tell me to do horrible things. Painted in 2005, these talk shows are now not so popular and many have faded from our consciousness, along with their subversive suggestions.
- [This soul wrapped in skin and bone - original acrylic painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/this-soul-wrapped-in-skin-and-bone/) - "This soul wrapped in skin and bone" Size: 560 x 710mm Media: Acrylic on canvas, 2008 I woke in the night with a case of existential dread, painted this the next day. We are all just piloting a bone mech with a meat suit for armour.
- [Portrait of an unwed mother with loose hair and the fish - original acrylic painting on canvas](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/portrait-of-an-unwed-mother-with-loose-hair-and-the-fish/) - "Portrait of an unwed mother with loose hair and the fish" Size: 560 x 710mm Media: Oil on canvas, 2008 It is important to lift a fish carefully and horizontally while giving support along the length of the fish. Painting measures 560 x 710mm and is an original painting by Andy Heyward.
- [Box of Birds - Original painting on board](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/box-of-birds/) - "Box of Birds" Size: 460 x 730mm Media: Acrylic on ply (cut-out), 2018 This was created for an exhibition with a theme of "Box of Birds". The cover of the playboy on top of the stack in the box is a copy of the Playboy cover from January 1973, the year I was born. Painting measures 460 x 730mm and is an original painting by Andy Heyward.
- [Hello Chicken - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/hello-chicken-2/) - Hello Chicken. Buk Buk Buk … Oh! Hello chicken. A homage to the distant relative of the dinosaurs who once roamed the earth. This girl’s passion is to scratch around on the forest floor looking for grub.
- [Darth is dealt a rough hand - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/darth-is-dealt-a-rough-hand-2/) - Darth is dealt a rough hand. Darth is really bad at cards. He keeps getting hustled by card sharks and losing large amounts of credits. Some say he even wagered the death star in a game of poker.
- [Hulk Hogan takes a swim - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/hulk-hogan-takes-a-swim-2/) - Hulk Hogan takes a swim. Hulk Hogan is always ripping his shirt off in inappropriate places, but this time it’s the right time. This time he is taking his annual autumnal dip to wash away the sins and transgressions of the past year.
- [Keeper of the lock - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/keeper-of-the-lock-2/) - Keeper of the lock. Octopuses love to mimic, and Thomas Thaumoctopus is no exception. Thomas has been mimicking a Lock Keeper for the past 12 years. He is in sole charge of operating the weir allowing boats through the canal, playing an important role in moderating and controlling the water levels in response to drought and heavy rain. He also has a lucrative side-hustle selling alcohol to passing boaties.
- [Who's a good boy? - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/whos-a-good-boy-2/) - Who's a good boy? Bear solves a missing person case by lending a hand.
- [The Arrival - limited edition print of an original painting by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-arrival-2/) - The Arrival. In the 1898 Charles Goldie work “The arrival of the Maoris in New Zealand” they are depicted as starving and gaunt having found Aotearoa by accident. I seek to present a different view of the voyaging waka as being sophisticated and technologically suited for the job. I am making the connection of astronauts exploring the cosmos with the Polynesian sailors exploring the pacific. The crews being masters of navigation by sun, moon and stars.
- [I picked this just for you - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-picked-this-just-for-you-gift-card/) - I picked this just for you These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Sorry to hear you have body odour - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/sorry-to-hear-you-have-body-odour-gift-card/) - Sorry to hear you have body odour These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Sorry you have explosive diarrhea - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/sorry-you-have-explosive-diarrhea-gift-card/) - Sorry you have explosive diarrhea These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [If you love something - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/if-you-love-something-gift-card/) - "If you love something, eat it and then throw it all up and then eat it again." - Dog These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Congratulations on your hella-strong eyebrow game - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/congratulations-on-your-hella-strong-eyebrow-game-gift-card/) - Congratulations on your hella-strong eyebrow game These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Get well soon - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/get-well-soon-gift-card/) - Get well soon These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Sorry to hear you have intestinal worms - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/sorry-to-hear-you-have-intestinal-worms-gift-card/) - Sorry to hear you have intestinal worms These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Pinky promise - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/pinky-promise-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Run Forest Run - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/run-forest-run-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [I just want to be loved - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-just-want-to-be-loved-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [I picked this for you - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/i-picked-this-for-you-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [This is my stepladder - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/this-is-my-stepladder-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Think before you stink - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/think-before-you-stink-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Don't be salty - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/dont-be-salty-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [El Haumoana - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Inappropriate Chicken - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/inappropriate-chicken-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Mice to meet you - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/mice-to-meet-you-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [You (w)horse - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/you-whorse-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Revolution of the sun - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/revolution-of-the-sun-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Just because you Pelican - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/just-because-you-pelican-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [The more I cry - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-more-i-cry-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [Happy Born Day - gift card - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/happy-born-day-gift-card/) - These alternative gift cards are for those not-so-common moments. Created from my own illustrations, the cards are blank inside and come with an envelope and a protective plastic sleeve. They are printed on 260gsm card and totally rock so you should definitely get some.
- [El Haumoana Hoodie - original design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-hoodie/) - El Haumoana - the greatest in all Aotearoa El Haumoana is the greatest identity to come out of Hawke’s Bay or possibly even all of Aotearoa. Read about him here >> Freshly minted this hoodie is ready for you to chill while staring at your phone. This hoodie features manly embroidery on the front and a sick-as screenprint on the back. Available in camel and pine green in sizes M to XXL.
- [El Haumoana - original Tee Shirt design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-tee/) - El Haumoana - the greatest in all Aotearoa El Haumoana is the greatest identity to come out of Hawke’s Bay or possibly even all of Aotearoa. Read about him here >> Freshly minted this tee is ready for you to put your sweat in it. This tee features manly embroidery on the front and a sick-as screenprint on the back. Available in charcoal grey in sizes S to XXL.
- [Shart Week - original Tee Shirt design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/shart-week-tee/) - Shart Week Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Freshly minted this tee is ready for you to put your sweat in it. This tee features manly embroidery on the front and a sick-as screenprint on the back. Available in black in sizes M to XXL.
- [Move Along Dugong Tee - original Tee Shirt design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/move-along-dugong-tee/) - Move along Dugong Security Services Wear your insecurity proudly on your back. All the while being protected by your spirit animal - The Dugong. Freshly minted this tee is ready for you to put your sweat in it. This tee features embroidery on the front and screenprint on the back. Available in Bright Royal Blue in sizes M to XXL. (only size XL left in stock)
- [The People's Republic of Haumoana - original Tee Shirt design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/the-peoples-republic-of-haumoana-tee/) - The People's Republic of Haumoana Tee Show your support for a people-led revolution of your favourite coastal paradise. Self-governing, pure and independent, but only if it doesn't disadvantage us, then yeah nah. Freshly minted this tee is ready for you to put your sweat in it. Available in Gold, Grey Marle and Asphalt Marle. Sizes S to XXL.
- [Napier Naked Surfers Club - original Tee Shirt design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/napier-naked-surfers-club-tee/) - Napier Naked Surfers ClubWhat can be better than putting on a fresh tee after a brisk session baring it all in the ocean.Freshly minted this tee won't suffer from shrinkage which is more than you can say about the club's members. 
- [Face Sock - original neck gaiter design by Andy Heyward](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/face-sock/) - Face Sock Pull this stretchy, tubular face sock over your head to cover your nose, mouth and neck. The face sock makes a great mask for the beardy blokes when those other ones don't quite cut the mustard. Useful for keeping your lower face warm on those cold days or when biking, sailing or skiing. Fabric designs are all original works by Andy Heyward. Wear some OG art on your mug.
- [Vintage and retro paper pack](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/vintage-and-retro-paper-pack/) - Vintage and retro paper pack This pack contains at least 30 pages from retro and vintage books. I have taken a knife to my old books and annuals so you don’t have to, you can use them guilt-free for collage, scrapbooking, mixed media art, bookmarks, cards, gift wrapping and tags.
- [El Haumoana 5-panel cap](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-5-panel-cap/) - El Haumoana is the greatest in all Aotearoa. Read about him here >>Now you can support your favourite wrestler by wearing this sick-as 5-panel cap.One size fits all - adjustable strap on back.Embroidered logo on a black hat.
- [El Haumoana vs Shark 5-panel cap](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/el-haumoana-vs-shark-5-panel-cap/) - El Haumoana is the greatest in all Aotearoa. Read about him here >>Now you can support your favourite wrestler by wearing this sick-as 5-panel cap.One size fits all - adjustable strap on back.Embroidered logo on a black hat.
- [Shart Week 5-panel cap](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/shart-week-5-panel-cap/) - Shart Week is here. One size fits all - adjustable strap on back. Embroidered Shart Week logo on a black hat.
- [Move along Dugong 5-panel cap](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/move-along-dugong-5-panel-cap/) - Move along dugong security services. One size fits all - adjustable strap on back. Embroidered Dugong logo on a black hat.
- [Eat'n Tool](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/eatn-tool/) - Never be caught without some eating hardware on hand. The Eat'n Tool is a rugged stainless steel outdoor spoon, fork, bottle opener, screwdriver/pry tip, 10mm, 8mm and 6mm metric wrench. It measures 10.5cm in length and 5.7cm in width and comes with a handy caribiner. It's like a spork on steroids who took up cross-fit training and eating paleo. The central hole is ideal for spinning it around on your finger like a cowboy at a gunfight (who brings a spoon to a gunfight?). Or you could thread paracord through it and make a survival device that may or may not get you out of a collapsed ice cave or muddy sinkhole. Whip out this bad-boy in the lunch room or when you are out on a romantic picnic with your loved one. It is so hardcore it will give you instant street-cred. Everyone needs an Eat'n Tool!
- [Goats Milk Shaving Soap refills - handmade soap in a wax wrap](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/goats-milk-shaving-soap-refills/) - Refills for the shaving bowls - If you have to shave, you might as well do it in style. Handmade Goats milk shaving soap makes for a pretty smooth shaving experience. Handmade Goats milk shaving soap in a ceramic dish makes for a pretty smooth shaving experience. Stop using the expensive foam in a can and shave like your grandad (or grandma) did. This soap puck is a refill for the shave sets listed but can be used in any small bowl. The soap comes wrapped in a beeswax wrap that can be used to re-wrap the soap in between uses or simply give the wrap a rinse under a tap, wipe to remove soap residues and then use as you would other wax wraps. The materials are random prints of my paintings and designs. Ingredients: goat’s milk, organic coconut oil, organic palm oil, glycerine, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soybean protein, titanium dyoxide, bentonite clay. Check out my other shaving and beard care products. These pucks of goodness fit in the bowls available here
- [Goats Milk Shaving Soap Bars - handmade soap in a wax wrap](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/goats-milk-shaving-soap-bars/) - If you have to shave, you might as well do it in style. If you have to shave, you might as well do it in style. Handmade Goats milk shaving soap makes for a pretty smooth shaving experience. Stop using the expensive foam in a can and shave like your grandad (or grandma) did. This soap measures 8 x 6 x 2cm The soap comes wrapped in a beeswax wrap that can be used to re-wrap the soap in between uses or simply give the wrap a rinse under a tap, wipe to remove soap residues and then use as you would other wax wraps. The materials are random prints of my paintings and designs. Ingredients: goat’s milk, organic coconut oil, organic palm oil, glycerine, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soybean protein, titanium dyoxide, bentonite clay. Check out my other shaving and beard care products.
- [tāne - moisturiser - handmade cream in a bottle](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/tane-moisturiser/) - Your skin deserves some loving. This hand-made moisturiser is made in small batches and using natural oils known for their anti-bacterial and skin repairing qualities such as kawakawa infused oil, NZ blackcurrant infused oil, NZ hazelnut oil, hemp seed oil, harakeke extract, and kanuka essential oil. This moisturiser will not only hydrate your skin but is great for skin blemishes such as acne or psoriasis. All this healing power comes in a 200ml glass bottle which can be re-used or recycled. Made especially but not exclusively for men.
- [Kawakawa Balm 120ml - handmade balm in a jar](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/kawakawa-balm-120ml/) - All Purpose Kawakawa Balm - Your skin deserves some loving. This hand-made balm is created with aroha from natural ingredients found in Aotearoa. The healing and restorative qualities of the oils give your skin a boost in hydration and help it to heal. Rub it on everything and anything you can get your hands on ... especially your partners shoulders. No nasties, just the good stuff in a generous 120ml glass jar.
- [Kawakawa Balm 50ml - handmade balm in a tin](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/kawakawa-balm-50ml/) - All Purpose Kawakawa Balm - Your skin deserves some loving. This hand-made balm is created with aroha from natural ingredients found in Aotearoa. The healing and restorative qualities of the oils give your skin a boost in hydration and help it to heal. Rub it on everything and anything you can get your hands on ... especially your partners shoulders. No nasties, just the good stuff in a handy 50ml tin.
- [Man-icure Set](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/man-icure-set/) - Real men trim their nails. This handy wallet sized set of clippers and digging tools is great for trimming your nails and clearing the dirt from underneath them, not to mention all those other uses like chopping electrical wires, scraping gunk off your shoe and poking holes in things.
- [Metal fold-out comb](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product/metal-fold-out-comb/) - The convenient fold-out comb is made from stainless steel and features a buckle hook and rounded prongs for ease of use. Fits in the pocket and great for whipping out and giving the beard a quick comb through while on the go.

## Coupons

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## Product categories

- [Lip Balms](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/lip-balms/) - Loose lips sink ships.
- [Hair Products](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/hair-products/) - gifts for your hairy bits
- [Food and Drink](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/food-and-drink/) - Eat, drink and be merry.
- [Shaving gear](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/shaving-gear/) - If you have to shave you may as well do it in style.
- [Morgue Mates](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/morgue-mates/) - The cute body parts you can cuddle.
- [Paper Products](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paper-products/) - High-fibre diet
- [Journals](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/journals/) - Containers for your thoughts
- [Prints](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paintings-and-prints/prints/) - Prints of the popular re-mixed paintings
- [Head gear](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/clothing/head-gear/) - coverings for your dome
- [Sanitisers](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/sanitisers/) - Cleanliness is next to godliness
- [Cards](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paintings-and-prints/cards/) - For those not-so-common occasions
- [Combat Pillows](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/combat-pillows/) - Pillows for domestic warfare
- [Jars of Joy](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/jars-of-joy/) - Sweet nuggets of joy
- [Combs](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/cool-tools/combs/) - Implements of hair manipulation
- [Cool Tools](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/cool-tools/) - Tools you need
- [Clothing](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/clothing/) - Wrap your body in style
- [Enamel Pins](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/enamel-pins/) - Soft enamel pins
- [Skincare](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/skincare/) - Give yourself a good old rub!
- [Paintings](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paintings-and-prints/paintings/) - Original paintings – oil and acrylic
- [Sold Paintings](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paintings-and-prints/artwork-that-has-been-sold-to-private-collectors/) - Artwork that has been sold to private collectors
- [Limited Edition Prints](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paintings-and-prints/limited-edition-prints/) - Prints that are limited in quantity
- [Decorations](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/decorations/) - Dangly hangy thingmajigs
- [Artworks](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/paintings-and-prints/) - All the artwork created by Andy Heyward
- [Creations](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/hand-made-items/) - All the items that are crafted by hand
- [Tee-shirts](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/clothing/original-tee-shirt-designs/)
- [Hoodies](https://fat-spatula.co.nz/product-category/clothing/original-hoody-designs/) - Original designs printed and embroidered onto hoodies

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