Bacon Balm : Oink-ment for your lips
“A moment on your lips forever in your hip pocket”
Bacon Balm is made from a blend of organic coconut oil, cocoa butter, beeswax, vitamin E oil, and bacon fat. New Zealand Pigcare Accredited bacon is used and then promptly eaten as it is delicious.
As well as tasting fantastic it is great for chapped lips and entirely edible but I accept no responsibility if random strangers want to kiss you or dogs all of a sudden, want to lick your face. Bitches love bacon!
This balm is not officially endorsed by Kevin Bacon (his lips are too thin).