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I am currently away on an epic journey to Samoa and Fiji aboard Te Matau a Maui voyaging waka. Due to no access to internet and data I have closed my online store until my return at the end of October 2026. Apologies for any inconvenience. If you are in Hawke's Bay my items can be purchased from The Department of Curiosities and Fine Things in Napier.
Yellow jellybeans in a jar
jellybeans in a jar
Yellow jellybeans in a jar

Pickled Pimples

$10.00

Who can resist the unique taste of pickled pimples?

These pustules of joy have been lovingly scraped off the bathroom mirrors of teenagers throughout the country and placed in tepid vinegar to mature. The finest of these bodily ejections are then hand-rolled into a nugget with the help of earwax and belly-button fluff.

The result is a bite-sized delicacy with a crusty exterior and jelly like centre.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

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Who can resist the unique taste of pickled pimples?

These pustules of joy have been lovingly scraped off the bathroom mirrors of teenagers throughout the country and placed in tepid vinegar to mature. The finest of these bodily ejections are then hand-rolled into a nugget with the help of earwax and belly-button fluff.

The result is a bite-sized delicacy with a crusty exterior and jelly like centre.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

Additional information

Weight 300 g
Dimensions 80 × 80 × 80 mm

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