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I am currently away on an epic journey to Samoa and Fiji aboard Te Matau a Maui voyaging waka. Due to no access to internet and data I have closed my online store until my return at the end of October 2026. Apologies for any inconvenience. If you are in Hawke's Bay my items can be purchased from The Department of Curiosities and Fine Things in Napier.
Red jellybeans in a jar
jellybeans in a jar
Red jellybeans in a jar

Sun-dried Blood Clots

$10.00

Nothing says yum like sun-dried blood clots

These clots have been left to harden naturally in the Hawke’s Bay sun. Once they are firm enough to handle they are given a spit-shine by a homeless drifter, who may or may not be entirely clean. They are then stored in an old sock for a season to mature properly and absorb a balance of flavours.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

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Nothing says yum like sun-dried blood clots

These clots have been left to harden naturally in the Hawke’s Bay sun. Once they are firm enough to handle they are given a spit-shine by a homeless drifter, who may or may not be entirely clean. They are then stored in an old sock for a season to mature properly and absorb a balance of flavours.

Don’t snooze or you will lose – order yours today!

Note: They may contain traces of jellybeans.

Additional information

Weight 300 g
Dimensions 80 × 80 × 80 mm

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