Feed your face with this manly combo.
Mr Bumgropes Moustache Wax, Hairy Beast Beard Oil, Bacon Balm and a Goat Horn Comb.
Mr. Bumgrope’s Moustache Wax is man-made from natural ingredients. A mixture of 100% natural beeswax sourced from the finest New Zealand bees and 100% Organic Extra-Virgin Raw Coconut Oil from Samoa – making it 200% organically awesome.
The Hairy Beast Beard Oil is made from a blend of natural oils including hemp-seed, grape-seed, jojoba, sweet almond and olive oil. Each of these oils have many individual benefits that are great for the hair and skin. The aroma is a pleasant mix of coffee, cinnamon, cloves and cardamon. It comes in a 30ml glass container. Beard oil is great for moisturising and hydrating your beard, and the all-natural oils have great benefits for your skin as well. The hydrating ingredients help to keep coarse hair neat and smooth, making your beard touchable, soft, and tangle-free.
Bacon Balm is made from a blend of organic coconut oil, cocoa butter, castor oil, beeswax, vitamin E oil, and bacon fat. New Zealand Pigcare Accredited bacon is used and then promptly eaten as it is delicious. As well as tasting fantastic it is great for chapped lips and entirely edible but I accept no responsibility if random strangers want to kiss you or dogs all of a sudden, want to lick your face. Bitches love bacon!
This gift pack also contains a comb crafted from goat or sheep horn. This natural comb is perfect for taming the beast on your chin, or the furry follicles on your upper lip. You can also drag it through the mane of hair on your head for extra swag.
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